at dating sites. It seems the first rule of this road to
finding your soulmate or just someone to sleep with
is to hone your political skills i.e. lack of truth telling
Fortunately for you I am here to interpret some of the
colourful verbiage before you get sucked in.. So let
us enter this Labyrinth of Lascivious Liars
Men looking for Women
''Some extra padding''
has not seen his toes since 1997
''A youngish 50''
will never live to be as old as he looks
''Animal Lover''
has sheepskin lining in favourite hunting jacket
''Exercises Regularly''
watches TV without Remote Control
''Salt and Pepper hair''
dandruff
''Loves outdoors and camping''
homeless
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Women looking for Men
''Full Figured''
the figure is 8
''Independent''
after 3 divorces
''Friendly and outgoing''
stopped coming out from under the porch
and biting the postman
''Sports Fan''
Sleeps with professional athletes depending
on which team is in town
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